








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7078 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7453 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4729 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4505 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,445 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Its Ya Boi Timo | 55% | 76 |
| #2 | RageЯ | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | SASHAiSUCK | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | Minlor | 45% | 226 |
| #5 | Dylan | 40% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DinoKing 🦕 | 40% | 77 |
| #7 | KOLT | 40% | 121 |
| #8 | JackieLafon | 39% | 56 |
| #9 | Mike | 37% | 75 |
| #10 | Venjex | 34% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minlor | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Venjex | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | DinoKing 🦕 | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Its Ya Boi Timo | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Mike | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minlor | 430 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | KOLT | 232 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mike | 160 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Its Ya Boi Timo | 155 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Venjex | 130 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RageЯ | +4.40 | 77 | 45 |
| #2 | Its Ya Boi Timo | +1.96 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | DinoKing 🦕 | -0.01 | 33 | 34 |
| #4 | SASHAiSUCK | -0.33 | 32 | 43 |
| #5 | ุLasse Bluten | -0.54 | 41 | 56 |





