








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2171 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1975 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1535 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2661 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,265 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsiru | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | Tucker Boner | 51% | 79 |
| #3 | k0da | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | The toasterâ„¢(Very pushed down) | 43% | 60 |
| #5 | Shinji | 42% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsiru | +2.54 | 70 | 39 |
| #2 | Shinji | +2.19 | 57 | 56 |
| #3 | The toasterâ„¢(Very pushed down) | +1.42 | 56 | 52 |
| #4 | Ja3ded | +1.21 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Tucker Boner | +0.87 | 65 | 67 |





