








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2506 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2433 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1400 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2393 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,332,091 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsiru | 55% | 51 |
| #2 | 💎💎Accusation💎💎 | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Tucker Boner | 47% | 95 |
| #4 | Minnevich | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | The toasterâ„¢(Very pushed down) | 46% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinji | 1145 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | The toasterâ„¢(Very pushed down) | 522 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Roussean | 397 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tucker Boner | 388 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ja3ded | 351 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💎💎Accusation💎💎 | +3.06 | 67 | 69 |
| #2 | Tsiru | +2.92 | 68 | 36 |
| #3 | Yetsu | +2.11 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | The toasterâ„¢(Very pushed down) | +1.86 | 56 | 60 |
| #5 | Tucker Boner | +1.82 | 67 | 66 |





