








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4485 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2347 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2189 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,422 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spartanmark6 | 555 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | The toaster™(Very pushed down) | 451 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | Roussean | 329 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tucker Boner | 226 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ja3ded | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The toaster™(Very pushed down) | +2.16 | 55 | 65 |
| #2 | 💎💎Accusation💎💎 | +2.11 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Tucker Boner | +1.73 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | Roussean | +1.09 | 60 | 66 |
| #5 | Shinji | +0.89 | 52 | 43 |





