








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4606 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 972 | 19% |
| Smokes | 979 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2032 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,934 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smunsta | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | Torch | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | AFK | 56% | 63 |
| #4 | J' | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | UNIQUE4K | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UNIQUE4K | +3.65 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | smunsta | +2.55 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Torch | +2.37 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | J' | +1.52 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | AFK | +1.29 | 80 | 55 |





