








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1006 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,711 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4096 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3205 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2654 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1756 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,903 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0cC | 54 | 0.0268 |
| #2 | MinT- | 33 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | hecker | 33 | 0.0172 |
| #4 | Samuel T. Herrington | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | H4X | 6 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantomschmerz | 389 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | hecker | 331 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Samuel T. Herrington | 292 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | D0cC | 287 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | clydieseeasse | 257 | 0.32 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tosh | +4.59 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | D0cC | +4.25 | 93 | 35 |
| #3 | ɪ'ᴍ ZeroTwo ゼロツー|002 | +3.43 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | kennakineki<3 | +2.65 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | clydieseeasse | +1.94 | 82 | 60 |





