








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 774 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1338 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1981 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2237 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,697,290 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoGa | 50% | 62 |
| #2 | Unnil | 48% | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ Justfl0 | 47% | 184 |
| #4 | Breakfast56063 | 45% | 192 |
| #5 | JUKEBOX GUY | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Justfl0 | 40 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Breakfast56063 | 21 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | JUKEBOX GUY | 13 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | FoGa | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | 1nfinityG4mer | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Justfl0 | 306 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | JUKEBOX GUY | 223 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Breakfast56063 | 187 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | 1nfinityG4mer | 116 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | FoGa | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1nfinityG4mer | +2.88 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪ Justfl0 | +2.78 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | Unnil | +0.85 | 44 | 31 |
| #4 | FoGa | -0.37 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Breakfast56063 | -0.59 | 58 | 53 |





