








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 547 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3215 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5121 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6633 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6354 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,162,209 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 1nfinityG4mer | 52% | 147 |
| #3 | Breakfast56063 | 50% | 417 |
| #4 | vg268 | 47% | 184 |
| #5 | JUKEBOX GUY | 46% | 94 |
| #6 | Unnil | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breakfast56063 | 41 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | vg268 | 25 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | JUKEBOX GUY | 12 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | 1nfinityG4mer | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Unnil | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breakfast56063 | 345 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | JUKEBOX GUY | 235 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | 1nfinityG4mer | 168 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | vg268 | 73 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Unnil | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1nfinityG4mer | +2.78 | 67 | 54 |
| #2 | ✪ Justfl0 | +2.04 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | Unnil | -0.71 | 49 | 32 |
| #4 | Breakfast56063 | -0.72 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | vg268 | -1.92 | 47 | 33 |





