








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 529 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1107 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 647 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,523 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohinoor Diamond | 46% | 72 |
| #2 | BurntFriedToast | 46% | 46 |
| #3 | gaming777guy | 44% | 82 |
| #4 | Saradomin | 42% | 196 |
| #5 | Luii | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gaming777guy | 44% | 82 |
| #4 | Saradomin | 42% | 196 |
| #5 | Luii | 40% | 55 |
| #6 | S1mple e autistic | 39% | 28 |
| #7 | Lance Armstrong | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saradomin | 56 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Luii | 26 | 0.0228 |
| #3 | Kohinoor Diamond | 16 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | S1mple e autistic | 11 | 0.0178 |
| #5 | gaming777guy | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saradomin | 455 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kohinoor Diamond | 197 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Luii | 139 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lance Armstrong | 92 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #5 | BurntFriedToast | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luii | +6.03 | 93 | 42 |
| #2 | S1mple e autistic | +4.64 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | Saradomin | +0.33 | 37 | 36 |
| #4 | Gucici | +0.19 | 55 | 27 |
| #5 | Kohinoor Diamond | -0.74 | 34 | 48 |





