








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1119 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1142 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1220 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 428 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,119 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luii | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Saradomin | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | Gucici | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | Kohinoor Diamond | 42% | 52 |
| #5 | gaming777guy | 38% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Saradomin | 48% | 54 |
| #3 | Gucici | 46% | 46 |
| #4 | Kohinoor Diamond | 42% | 52 |
| #5 | gaming777guy | 38% | 124 |
| #6 | S1mple e autistic | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saradomin | 29 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | Kohinoor Diamond | 9 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | Gucici | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Luii | 6 | 0.0208 |
| #5 | gaming777guy | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohinoor Diamond | 159 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Saradomin | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Luii | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | gaming777guy | 46 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | S1mple e autistic | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luii | +10.43 | 93 | 44 |
| #2 | S1mple e autistic | +5.74 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Saradomin | +2.78 | 47 | 42 |
| #4 | Gucici | +0.72 | 52 | 25 |
| #5 | Kohinoor Diamond | -1.13 | 33 | 48 |





