








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1105 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1174 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 977 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 944 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,675 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappiNeko | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | FritZ | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | sKipz | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Horigrim | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Deherve | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Own3D | 318 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Strabisme | 156 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Horigrim | 68 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Deherve | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✠♆ Blix_2k ♆✠ | 42 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappiNeko | +4.88 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | FritZ | +2.51 | 78 | 75 |
| #3 | LpkTank | +1.85 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Strabisme | +1.47 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | Own3D | +0.96 | 66 | 77 |





