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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3302 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3074 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1445 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,941 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handumari | 72% | 58 |
| #2 | idfwu | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | 백지은 | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | 기행종거인 | 63% | 145 |
| #5 | kaeturu | 62% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apdo,. | 22 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 백지은 | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | 초코냥 | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 기행종거인 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Handumari | 6 | 0.0053 |





