








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 778 | 32% |
| Smokes | 387 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 448 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 788 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $912,767 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaRcasm | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | rageworthwhile | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Cheesesteak Yummy :) | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | BUNGIE | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | TriFoldHero | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rageworthwhile | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Cheesesteak Yummy :) | 55% | 92 |
| #4 | BUNGIE | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | TriFoldHero | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | Going9000 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BUNGIE | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Cheesesteak Yummy :) | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | SaRcasm | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | TriFoldHero | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesesteak Yummy :) | 150 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | BUNGIE | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | TriFoldHero | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Going9000 | 60 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | rageworthwhile | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheesesteak Yummy :) | +2.53 | 84 | 41 |
| #2 | BUNGIE | +2.01 | 76 | 31 |
| #3 | rageworthwhile | +1.40 | 72 | 23 |
| #4 | Going9000 | -0.38 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | Garfield L Zanya | -0.87 | 46 | 40 |





