








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4632 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1420 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1675 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1820 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,425 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R9 | 49% | 329 |
| #2 | boosh | 46% | 297 |
| #3 | Lobotomy Victim | 46% | 63 |
| #4 | ✠ N1ghtmare ✠ | 45% | 80 |
| #5 | Lukazoid | 42% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boosh | 382 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | R9 | 330 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Lukazoid | 183 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✠ N1ghtmare ✠ | 183 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lobotomy Victim | 136 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠ N1ghtmare ✠ | +3.98 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | Brian | +2.55 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | R9 | +0.73 | 50 | 38 |
| #4 | Lobotomy Victim | -0.18 | 52 | 44 |
| #5 | Lukazoid | -0.39 | 64 | 31 |





