








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




249 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1199 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1253 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,572,497 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mango | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | crook | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | saltinmyeyes | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐ฃ๐แตโฑโฟแตแต | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | CryZy | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | crook | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | saltinmyeyes | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐ฃ๐แตโฑโฟแตแต | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | CryZy | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | DรZA | 40% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DรZA | 45 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | ๐๐๐ฃ๐แตโฑโฟแตแต | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | CryZy | 5 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Mango | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | saltinmyeyes | 4 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DรZA | 356 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ๐๐๐ฃ๐แตโฑโฟแตแต | 298 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | crook | 107 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mango | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | CryZy | 43 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +duck | +2.03 | 48 | 43 |
| #2 | DรZA | -0.03 | 56 | 59 |
| #3 | CryZy | -0.16 | 35 | 37 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐ฃ๐แตโฑโฟแตแต | -1.16 | 31 | 56 |
| #5 | saltinmyeyes | -1.41 | 86 | 48 |





