








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




223 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5077 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3273 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3387 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1868 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,449,718 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saltinmyeyes | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | castrate | 44% | 32 |
| #3 | 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜ᵈⁱⁿᵍᵈ | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | +duck | 40% | 121 |
| #5 | Ecstacify | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +duck | 300 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | CryZy | 251 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Mango | 215 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ecstacify | 185 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | fwooby | 130 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +duck | +2.24 | 46 | 40 |
| #2 | fwooby | +1.94 | 26 | 39 |
| #3 | Ecstacify | +1.58 | 48 | 39 |
| #4 | 4ktro | +1.40 | 34 | 43 |
| #5 | CryZy | +1.18 | 30 | 31 |





