








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 141 | 14% |
| Smokes | 248 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 272 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 330 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,963 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJay | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | biba | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | SilverySoul | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | FreakForLove | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJay | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | biba | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | SilverySoul | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | FreakForLove | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilverySoul | 6 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | FreakForLove | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | biba | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | TJay | 1 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biba | 66 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | FreakForLove | 62 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | SilverySoul | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | TJay | 17 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJay | +5.62 | 68 | 87 |
| #2 | biba | +4.52 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | SilverySoul | +2.26 | 55 | 31 |
| #4 | pigmy7 | -0.12 | 31 | 32 |
| #5 | FreakForLove | -1.09 | 37 | 36 |





