








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1945 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2251 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1753 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1873 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $936,774 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XX_MartinCabello_XX | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Xavier | 50% | 159 |
| #3 | CHARLE | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | muksaw | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | richard glick | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XX_MartinCabello_XX | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Xavier | 50% | 159 |
| #3 | CHARLE | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | muksaw | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | richard glick | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | richard glick | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | muksaw | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | CHARLE | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | XX_MartinCabello_XX | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavier | 503 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | CHARLE | 173 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | muksaw | 95 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | richard glick | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | XX_MartinCabello_XX | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muksaw | +4.71 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | CHARLE | +3.46 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | Xavier | +1.20 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | XX_MartinCabello_XX | -0.18 | 58 | 31 |
| #5 | Marx_ | -0.55 | 60 | 62 |





