








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9017 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5359 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5271 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,962,703 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fj | 49% | 205 |
| #2 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 49% | 279 |
| #3 | Terminator | 49% | 155 |
| #4 | Baaschty | 47% | 335 |
| #5 | Nephabot | 45% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baaschty | 32 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 24 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Nephabot | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Terminator | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | fj | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 1259 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | Nephabot | 978 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #3 | Baaschty | 961 | 0.14 | 26 min |
| #4 | fj | 771 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #5 | Terminator | 244 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fj | +1.87 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | Terminator | +1.56 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | Baaschty | +0.53 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | +0.46 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | 𝙍 𝙀 𝙨 𝙃 𝙞𝙞 | -0.36 | 69 | 49 |





