








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6440 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5981 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5126 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4075 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,029,598 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ b3fore | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | Nephabot | 49% | 181 |
| #3 | fj | 49% | 173 |
| #4 | Hawkeye366 | 49% | 279 |
| #5 | Baaschty | 49% | 298 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nephabot | 49% | 181 |
| #3 | fj | 49% | 173 |
| #4 | Hawkeye366 | 49% | 279 |
| #5 | Baaschty | 49% | 298 |
| #6 | Terminator | 47% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baaschty | 28 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Hawkeye366 | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Nephabot | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Terminator | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | fj | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawkeye366 | 1275 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #2 | Baaschty | 765 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | fj | 697 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | Nephabot | 682 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #5 | Terminator | 227 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terminator | +1.49 | 89 | 53 |
| #2 | fj | +1.31 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Baaschty | +0.52 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ b3fore | +0.34 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | +0.06 | 74 | 72 |





