








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 338 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,449 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3857 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3264 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5153 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5175 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,605,218 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fj | 50% | 215 |
| #2 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 49% | 298 |
| #3 | Hawkeye366 | 47% | 335 |
| #4 | Nephabot | 46% | 246 |
| #5 | Terminator | 46% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hawkeye366 | 47% | 335 |
| #4 | Nephabot | 46% | 246 |
| #5 | Terminator | 46% | 178 |
| #6 | 𝙍 𝙀 𝙨 𝙃 𝙞𝙞 | 36% | 28 |
| #7 | ✪ Sprick | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawkeye366 | 24 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 21 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Nephabot | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | fj | 13 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Terminator | 10 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawkeye366 | 1561 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #2 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | 1312 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #3 | Nephabot | 975 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | fj | 870 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #5 | Terminator | 257 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fj | +1.60 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Terminator | +0.95 | 89 | 51 |
| #3 | Baaschty | +0.48 | 74 | 63 |
| #4 | ♛ PraisE ♛ | +0.04 | 73 | 72 |
| #5 | 𝙍 𝙀 𝙨 𝙃 𝙞𝙞 | -0.32 | 66 | 45 |





