








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 29% |
| Smokes | 427 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 304 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,659 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo2beer | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | WoodP | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Daffy | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | B4Lk4Ni | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo2beer | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | WoodP | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Daffy | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | B4Lk4Ni | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daffy | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daffy | 117 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #2 | Flo2beer | 89 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | B4Lk4Ni | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | WoodP | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo2beer | +2.18 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | Daffy | +1.53 | 51 | 53 |
| #3 | B4Lk4Ni | +0.58 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | WoodP | -2.14 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | B1gg1 | -2.75 | 65 | 58 |





