








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3531 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2328 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1513 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2008 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,831 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKlope | 58% | 73 |
| #2 | jB | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | Sica | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | WobRock ✾ | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | KT1 | 51% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | B1gg1 | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | B4Lk4Ni | 45% | 60 |
| #8 | WoodP | 43% | 28 |
| #9 | Shade | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Unknown | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KT1 | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | SKlope | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | B4Lk4Ni | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | WobRock ✾ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | jB | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KT1 | 772 | 0.28 | 24 min |
| #2 | WobRock ✾ | 332 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #3 | SKlope | 199 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | jB | 116 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | B4Lk4Ni | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shade | +3.16 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | WobRock ✾ | +1.13 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | jB | +0.80 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | KT1 | +0.79 | 58 | 76 |
| #5 | Sica | +0.35 | 59 | 61 |





