








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2271 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2196 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2549 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,931,961 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sternsinger | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | Frawin | 53% | 124 |
| #3 | jan. | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | pretixo | 51% | 209 |
| #5 | v1NN | 50% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sternsinger | +5.29 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | v1NN | +2.70 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | jan. | +2.20 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | Frawin | +1.40 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | pretixo | +1.24 | 58 | 55 |





