








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1372 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1053 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,471 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 719 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Frawin | 50% | 48 |
| #9 | jan. | 49% | 43 |
| #10 | Brasnika | 46% | 26 |
| #11 | v1NN | 45% | 11 |
| #12 | pretixo | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frawin | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | G0ldi98 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Thangkas | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | jan. | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Brasnika | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jan. | +2.89 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | Neil ൠ | +2.32 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | v1NN | +1.84 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Sebastian "Hawkman" Meisinger | +1.37 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | Frawin | +1.36 | 85 | 70 |





