








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 238 | 23% |
| Smokes | 281 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 302 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 229 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,931 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikouub | 39% | 46 |
| #2 | Apziki | 35% | 26 |
| #3 | vladu シ | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikouub | 39% | 46 |
| #2 | Apziki | 35% | 26 |
| #3 | vladu シ | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apziki | 8 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Nikouub | 6 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikouub | 193 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Apziki | 62 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | vladu シ | 20 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikouub | +4.29 | 86 | 76 |
| #2 | vladu シ | -1.25 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | Apziki | -1.79 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | TiRRi | -5.89 | 36 | 57 |





