








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4987 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4039 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4301 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3539 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $759,967 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apziki | 52% | 351 |
| #2 | vladu シ | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | TiRRi | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apziki | 52% | 351 |
| #2 | vladu シ | 42% | 33 |
| #3 | TiRRi | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apziki | 79 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | TiRRi | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | vladu シ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apziki | 845 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #2 | TiRRi | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | vladu シ | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikouub | +3.45 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | vladu シ | -0.28 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Apziki | -1.49 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | TiRRi | -5.68 | 36 | 57 |





