








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2105 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1300 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1198 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1651 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,720 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacob? | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | brodyn | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | MDJ | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Kai | 58% | 110 |
| #5 | GKaay | 58% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | 366 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | AlexD_ | 274 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Skiyyy | 272 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | unk | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | brodyn | 192 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacob? | +7.32 | 96 | 61 |
| #2 | brodyn | +4.33 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | Kai | +3.88 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | AlexD_ | +2.20 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | MDJ | +1.21 | 89 | 73 |





