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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1092 | 44% |
| Smokes | 957 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 360 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 95 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,034 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrWorldWide | 41% | 17 |
| #2 | johnny2times | 32% | 19 |
| #3 | GunGunThe1 | 32% | 19 |
| #4 | MrktMkr | 26% | 38 |
| #5 | Post Nut Claritin D | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrWorldWide | 41% | 17 |
| #2 | johnny2times | 32% | 19 |
| #3 | GunGunThe1 | 32% | 19 |
| #4 | MrktMkr | 26% | 38 |
| #5 | Post Nut Claritin D | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GunGunThe1 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnny2times | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | MrWorldWide | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Post Nut Claritin D | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | GunGunThe1 | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | MrktMkr | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrWorldWide | +2.15 | 66 | 13 |
| #2 | Post Nut Claritin D | -0.09 | 65 | 53 |
| #3 | Mikeymo | -0.16 | 31 | 53 |
| #4 | johnny2times | -1.14 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | GunGunThe1 | -2.36 | 29 | 31 |





