








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5556 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3010 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3145 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2142 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,171 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creeper_D | 72% | 89 |
| #2 | STORM | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | Valium | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creeper_D | 72% | 89 |
| #2 | STORM | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | Valium | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valium | 26 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | STORM | 20 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Creeper_D | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 4 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valium | 605 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | STORM | 302 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 152 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Creeper_D | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 60 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STORM | +6.52 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Creeper_D | +3.59 | 84 | 48 |
| #3 | Azeteca | +2.71 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | Valium | -2.96 | 24 | 56 |
| #5 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | -3.19 | 29 | 55 |





