








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5556 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3010 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3145 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2142 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,359 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crepe | 72% | 89 |
| #2 | STORM | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | bellier power | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Fragrâncias De Amoníaco | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crepe | 72% | 89 |
| #2 | STORM | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | bellier power | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Fragrâncias De Amoníaco | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 26 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | STORM | 20 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | crepe | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Fragrâncias De Amoníaco | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | bellier power | 4 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 605 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | STORM | 343 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Fragrâncias De Amoníaco | 152 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | crepe | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | bellier power | 60 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STORM | +6.52 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | crepe | +3.59 | 81 | 42 |
| #3 | Azeteca | +2.71 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | | -2.96 | 23 | 52 |
| #5 | Fragrâncias De Amoníaco | -3.19 | 28 | 50 |





