








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 413 matches | ||
| Faceit | 242 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10041 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10700 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9417 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9035 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,116,478 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokakutihuti | 64% | 98 |
| #2 | TAr0y | 63% | 101 |
| #3 | Makru | 53% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokakutihuti | 64% | 98 |
| #2 | TAr0y | 63% | 101 |
| #3 | Makru | 53% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makru | 52 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | TAr0y | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makru | 603 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #2 | Jokakutihuti | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | TAr0y | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAr0y | +1.31 | 78 | 45 |
| #2 | sekoamis pisteessä | +1.24 | 63 | 76 |
| #3 | Makru | -0.21 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Jokakutihuti | -0.42 | 78 | 59 |





