








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Wingman | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




150 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7996 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8713 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 11637 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 9109 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,157,092 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAr0y | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | sekoamis pisteessä | 53% | 316 |
| #3 | empress | 48% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAr0y | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | sekoamis pisteessä | 53% | 316 |
| #3 | empress | 48% | 265 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekoamis pisteessä | 40 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | empress | 19 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | TAr0y | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekoamis pisteessä | 1692 | 0.26 | 48 min |
| #2 | TAr0y | 78 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | empress | 59 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekoamis pisteessä | +1.42 | 63 | 75 |
| #2 | Makru | +1.41 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | TAr0y | +0.80 | 78 | 44 |
| #4 | empress | -1.93 | 64 | 26 |





