








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1410 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 239 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1175 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,038 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TnTTbone | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | Dexie | 55% | 92 |
| #3 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 54% | 107 |
| #4 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TnTTbone | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | Dexie | 55% | 92 |
| #3 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 54% | 107 |
| #4 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 54% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dexie | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 315 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | Dexie | 311 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | TnTTbone | 250 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 172 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilk | +2.11 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Dexie | +0.38 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | TnTTbone | +0.11 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | HUNCHOJACK_ | -0.50 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | -1.03 | 48 | 64 |





