








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 732 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9820 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9069 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8752 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3642 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,086,247 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilk | 55% | 92 |
| #2 | TnTTbone | 52% | 230 |
| #3 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 52% | 209 |
| #4 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 48% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilk | 55% | 92 |
| #2 | TnTTbone | 52% | 230 |
| #3 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 52% | 209 |
| #4 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 48% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | TnTTbone | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | bilk | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TnTTbone | 914 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | 406 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | bilk | 262 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | HUNCHOJACK_ | 217 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bilk | +2.04 | 88 | 48 |
| #2 | Dexie | +1.58 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | HUNCHOJACK_ | +0.88 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | TnTTbone | +0.42 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | [I.Y.M.] 2Shrew CS.MONEY | -1.33 | 41 | 62 |





