








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3961 | 46% |
| Smokes | 2550 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1166 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 948 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,848 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖔 𝖗 𝖎 | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | r0chs | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | KFC's $5 Fill Up, Only $5.49! | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | a_name | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖔 𝖗 𝖎 | 62% | 115 |
| #2 | r0chs | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | KFC's $5 Fill Up, Only $5.49! | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | a_name | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KFC's $5 Fill Up, Only $5.49! | 27 | 0.0333 |
| #2 | ✦𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖔 𝖗 𝖎 | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | a_name | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | r0chs | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖔 𝖗 𝖎 | 795 | 0.34 | 12 min |
| #2 | a_name | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | KFC's $5 Fill Up, Only $5.49! | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | r0chs | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | coin jr. | +3.98 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | ✦𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖔 𝖗 𝖎 | +2.02 | 38 | 44 |
| #3 | r0chs | -1.28 | 42 | 29 |
| #4 | KFC's $5 Fill Up, Only $5.49! | -2.28 | 9 | 18 |
| #5 | a_name | -2.48 | 36 | 25 |





