








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 603 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3533 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4554 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2114 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2463 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,818,164 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Virtual War Crimes | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | lil extra chip action | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | skosgo | 52% | 220 |
| #4 | olifur | 51% | 279 |
| #5 | rythm | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Virtual War Crimes | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | lil extra chip action | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | skosgo | 52% | 220 |
| #4 | olifur | 51% | 279 |
| #5 | rythm | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skosgo | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | olifur | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Virtual War Crimes | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | rythm | 3 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olifur | 974 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | skosgo | 788 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | lil extra chip action | 196 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | Virtual War Crimes | 120 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | rythm | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olifur | +1.71 | 62 | 63 |
| #2 | skosgo | +0.47 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Dovy | -0.23 | 62 | 61 |
| #4 | rythm | -1.71 | 70 | 36 |
| #5 | Virtual War Crimes | -2.43 | 36 | 44 |





