








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Faceit | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11403 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7617 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6224 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5180 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,059,078 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 642 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAnzpa | 54% | 123 |
| #2 | Trukkiz | 50% | 133 |
| #3 | I NEED MORE BOULETS! | 49% | 168 |
| #4 | guido | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | N1kama | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAnzpa | 54% | 123 |
| #2 | Trukkiz | 50% | 133 |
| #3 | I NEED MORE BOULETS! | 49% | 168 |
| #4 | guido | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | N1kama | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trukkiz | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | I NEED MORE BOULETS! | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | DAnzpa | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | N1kama | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | guido | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trukkiz | 578 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | I NEED MORE BOULETS! | 481 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | guido | 288 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #4 | N1kama | 281 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | DAnzpa | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trukkiz | +2.20 | 86 | 49 |
| #2 | DAnzpa | +1.84 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | kuolit juuri aivovammaiselle | +0.54 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | I NEED MORE BOULETS! | +0.07 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | guido | -1.35 | 60 | 71 |





