








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1910 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2279 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2106 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,560 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D U A R T E | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Goose | 54% | 226 |
| #3 | filhodocapeta | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | __TriplleX__ | 51% | 112 |
| #5 | Unvoided | 51% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | 43 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | __TriplleX__ | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Unvoided | 9 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | D U A R T E | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | filhodocapeta | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | +2.97 | 65 | 30 |
| #2 | he||mast3r | +2.37 | 63 | 45 |
| #3 | __TriplleX__ | +1.52 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Unvoided | +0.03 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | D U A R T E | -0.74 | 39 | 55 |





