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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 214 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 890 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1403 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1174 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1347 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,227 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gO_ose | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | brave | 49% | 100 |
| #3 | Hanso 2 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | ❟❛❟sin | 45% | 82 |
| #5 | Ʉ₲ɄⱤ | 44% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brave | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Ʉ₲ɄⱤ | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | ❟❛❟sin | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | gO_ose | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Hanso 2 | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanso 2 | +4.03 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | ❟❛❟sin | +3.03 | 63 | 73 |
| #3 | Trafalgar D. Water Law | +0.12 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | Ʉ₲ɄⱤ | -0.08 | 35 | 67 |
| #5 | brave | -0.74 | 37 | 60 |





