








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2685 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1777 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1555 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1584 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,817 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | austin | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Sea Bee | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | TjL | 58% | 71 |
| #4 | BDL | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Nomad | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nomad | 56% | 54 |
| #6 | Grimace | 53% | 55 |
| #7 | INJURY :D | 48% | 23 |
| #8 | Horkrine | 30% | 10 |
| #9 | Sm:)e | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimace | 16 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Nomad | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | austin | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | TjL | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Sea Bee | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grimace | 217 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | TjL | 211 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nomad | 165 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | austin | 156 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #5 | INJURY :D | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | austin | +5.92 | 94 | 74 |
| #2 | jROD | +3.00 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | Sea Bee | +1.12 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | INJURY :D | +0.90 | 81 | 54 |
| #5 | TjL | +0.78 | 71 | 64 |





