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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 387 | 32% |
| Smokes | 255 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 260 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 315 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,860 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PinkHawke | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Pol smoking Pot | 10 | 0.0182 |
| #3 | Sung Jin-woo | 7 | 0.0221 |
| #4 | janus | 5 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | Jordsvin fra Kumasi i Ghana | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordsvin fra Kumasi i Ghana | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | PinkHawke | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pol smoking Pot | 73 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | N4jZ | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | janus | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4jZ | +5.63 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | janus | +3.11 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | Sung Jin-woo | +2.96 | 65 | 21 |
| #4 | Jordsvin fra Kumasi i Ghana | +0.46 | 31 | 52 |
| #5 | H3ct0r | +0.26 | 46 | 21 |





