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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 6% |
| Smokes | 56 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 811 | 61% |
| Molotovs | 377 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,981 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3ct0r | 17 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Pol smoking Pot | 10 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | PinkHawke | 9 | 0.0281 |
| #4 | janus | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Sung Jin-woo | 6 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordsvin fra Kumasi i Ghana | 299 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Pol smoking Pot | 108 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | H3ct0r | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | janus | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | PinkHawke | 26 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sung Jin-woo | +4.13 | 61 | 33 |
| #2 | janus | +3.16 | 68 | 48 |
| #3 | H3ct0r | +1.36 | 42 | 26 |
| #4 | Jordsvin fra Kumasi i Ghana | +1.32 | 32 | 53 |
| #5 | Pol smoking Pot | -0.62 | 44 | 36 |





