








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 293 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1157 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 957 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 672 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,221 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chomu | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | alex | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Sun Maid | 50% | 127 |
| #5 | lisan al gul | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | alex | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Sun Maid | 50% | 127 |
| #5 | lisan al gul | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | RobMadeThis | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sun Maid | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | RobMadeThis | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sun Maid | 365 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | alex | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | K1ngCT | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | chomu | 25 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | lisan al gul | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eclipsd | +2.51 | 89 | 50 |
| #2 | chomu | +1.24 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | lisan al gul | +0.66 | 78 | 48 |
| #4 | alex | -0.09 | 82 | 64 |
| #5 | K1ngCT | -0.43 | 74 | 58 |





