








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1933 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4159 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1820 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3213 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,428,691 of utility $291 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | psagett | 49% | 459 |
| #3 | puff1g #RIP-Niko | 45% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | psagett | 49% | 459 |
| #3 | puff1g #RIP-Niko | 45% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psagett | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | puff1g #RIP-Niko | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | psagett | 1320 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | puff1g #RIP-Niko | 1153 | 0.25 | 32 min |
| #3 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | 374 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubz.exe ✪ csgoatse.com | +4.02 | 79 | 81 |
| #2 | psagett | +1.35 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | puff1g #RIP-Niko | +0.39 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Hoppin1G | -0.07 | 85 | 54 |





