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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,004 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,994 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil bro | 51% | 94 |
| #2 | Akeno Himejima | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Vituity | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | MaseyoffdaPeaky | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | Shrizzler | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Akeno Himejima | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | Vituity | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | MaseyoffdaPeaky | 44% | 77 |
| #5 | Shrizzler | 36% | 28 |
| #6 | YsO_ButtHurt | 32% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YsO_ButtHurt | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Akeno Himejima | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Shrizzler | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil bro | 390 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | MaseyoffdaPeaky | 208 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shrizzler | 194 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #4 | Akeno Himejima | 169 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | YsO_ButtHurt | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vituity | +1.28 | 89 | 17 |
| #2 | SafetyKel | +1.18 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | lil bro | +0.29 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | Akeno Himejima | +0.12 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Shrizzler | -1.46 | 57 | 70 |





