








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1885 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8510 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6421 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7501 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4616 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,171,127 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jürgen | 70% | 50 |
| #2 | NSX | 68% | 134 |
| #3 | JohaNzzo | 65% | 89 |
| #4 | Timps | 63% | 323 |
| #5 | ☆Viiruset6rje | 61% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timps | 1171 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Iolks ツ | 245 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | ruberoid | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | NSX | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | gamermommy7 | 160 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sasszera #Näpugod | +5.09 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | +5.07 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | NSX | +4.03 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | Jürgen | +2.96 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Timps | +1.31 | 66 | 58 |





