








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1293 | 7% |
| Smokes | 6290 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 4558 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5406 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,208,092 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 841 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michiru | +10.98 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | Sasszera #Näpugod | +6.96 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | JohaNzzo | +6.92 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | NSX | +5.08 | 86 | 59 |
| #5 | Jürgen | +4.41 | 71 | 60 |





