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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
65 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 90 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 43 | 48% |
| Smokes | 10 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 21 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 16 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $16,617 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whinnie | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Bay | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Am Gunter | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Gronkowski | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whinnie | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Bay | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Am Gunter | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Gronkowski | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gronkowski | 4 | 0.0265 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gronkowski | 36 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Am Gunter | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Whinnie | 5 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #4 | Bay | 2 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | +8.90 | 84 | 83 |
| #2 | Whinnie | +8.47 | 80 | 47 |
| #3 | Gronkowski | +2.80 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | Am Gunter | -2.39 | 46 | 36 |
| #5 | 5_minutes_of_Gam | -3.08 | 57 | 44 |





