








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3392 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2370 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2490 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2070 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,562 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | 64% | 115 |
| #2 | Whinnie | 55% | 92 |
| #3 | Am Gunter | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | RICKAYYYYYYYY!!! | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | 64% | 115 |
| #2 | Whinnie | 55% | 92 |
| #3 | Am Gunter | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | RICKAYYYYYYYY!!! | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | 23 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Am Gunter | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Whinnie | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | RICKAYYYYYYYY!!! | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | 452 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | Whinnie | 250 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Am Gunter | 76 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | RICKAYYYYYYYY!!! | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bay | +2.28 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Whinnie | +2.21 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Gronkowski | +1.35 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | RICKAYYYYYYYY!!! | -1.22 | 81 | 42 |
| #5 | Am Gunter | -3.04 | 56 | 35 |





