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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 135 matches | 2,053 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 799 | 23% |
| Smokes | 922 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 781 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 931 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,006 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRjO | 49% | 121 |
| #2 | Svedjehed | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | doug | 47% | 129 |
| #4 | Hannes | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | ralleballe_ | 40% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doug | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | PuRjO | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Svedjehed | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ralleballe_ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRjO | 325 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | doug | 263 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | ralleballe_ | 157 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Svedjehed | 92 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hannes | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doug | +4.44 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | Svedjehed | +4.43 | 88 | 68 |
| #3 | Hannes | -0.20 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | PuRjO | -1.34 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | mentalt stark | -1.46 | 69 | 59 |





